The Legend of the Sugar Bandits

There was once a band of sisters, of the Family Sugar, who lived in the boonies of London. They had no money and no opportunities for education. One day a sister proclaimed, “Enough! We are going to live the life intended for us. We will travel the world, see wonders, and experience amazing adventures. We will be mistresses of our own destiny!”

“Aye, Aye!!,” they all agreed. They didn’t know how it would happen, but they all believed in this dream.  

One day, a trader from a strange land came to their neck of the woods and told the Sugar Sisters about the riches of “far away.” He told them about lands with ancient mountains and trees that pierced the clouds. He told the sisters he could help them and take them there.  

And so, he did. But the journey was treacherous, and the girls soon found themselves double-crossed and held captive by an ancient people who welcomed no strangers in the depths of the Uzibongo Mountains. The sisters managed to escape using their beauty and wits, but not before first collecting the secret oils and butters of these ancient peoples. They also took the secret recipes of the ancient people for everlasting beauty and health. And thus, the Sugar Bandits were born. 

Today, the Sugar Bandits travel to hidden corners of the world. They go to where no roads lead and where no maps point. They have many adventures, some small, some great. They meet many types of people and find many types of things, but whenever they come across a new plant, a new fruit, or anything secret that increases beauty or youthfulness, they take it and bring it back home for all their family and friends.

...and now that includes you.